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sycophancy: riddlemetom: unfollower: I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:48:08 -0400

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

you style that hair lil’ dude!

You had me at Spider-Man pushing a stroller.

Dear America. This, please.

cannibalcoalition: You know what? I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural. Its 2013. Oreos...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:29:48 -0400

cannibalcoalition:

You know what?

I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

Not natural. Is not bad.

Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.

peregrin-fool-of-a-took: Well looks I’ve found what John Green...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:29:17 -0400

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

Photo

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 05:39:55 -0400

Photo

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:39:16 -0500

jacewhalend: lris: beanigirl: STOP SCROLLING AND PUT YOUR MOUSE OVER THIS ALSO THIS AND...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:01:26 -0500

jacewhalend:

lris:

beanigirl:

STOP SCROLLING AND PUT YOUR MOUSE OVER THIS

ALSO THIS

AND THIS

ALSO

I love people.

ohyousillypotato: how do you make friends in college do i just grab onto someone and scream YOU’RE...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 04:47:38 -0500

ohyousillypotato:

how do you make friends in college do i just grab onto someone and scream YOU’RE MINE or what

I’m just saying if someone did that to me, I’d probably actually be friends with them actually.

I love you. With many adverbs attached. Like "sincerely" and "eagerly".

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 02:53:23 -0500

I LOVE YOU SINCERELY TOO!

rgr-pop: Like, all those times women’s studies seminars tried to come up with tangible steps toward...

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 23:10:14 -0500

rgr-pop:

Like, all those times women’s studies seminars tried to come up with tangible steps toward dismantling patriarchy

and somehow NO ONE ever thought of

“Beyonce performs at the superbowl, blows the power out, ends the superbowl.”

inheritanceofgeek: lokis-army-at-221b: trencher-at-221b: I realized something. Santa Clause is a...

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 19:33:23 -0500

inheritanceofgeek:

lokis-army-at-221b:

trencher-at-221b:

I realized something. Santa Clause is a time lord.

His sack is bigger on the inside.

If he doesn’t time travel, how else does he travel across he world in one night?

He dresses weird and no one actually sees him.

Think about it.

Let us not forget that Ten knows Rose got a Red Bicycle when she was 12 and that Amelia was praying to santa when the Doctor crashed through into her garden shed.

Life makes so much more sense now.

k9isbestcompanion: shesthegirlwiththebook: Yes. Someone...

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 13:09:52 -0500

k9isbestcompanion:

shesthegirlwiththebook:

Yes. Someone noticed.

NO ONE WILL EVEN NOTICE.

:) I’m smiling at ALL OF YOU RIGHT NOW!

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 13:06:41 -0500

:) I’m smiling at ALL OF YOU RIGHT NOW!

:)

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 14:43:00 -0500

This is everything.

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 01:38:53 -0500

This is everything.

edwardspoonhands: roysyesterdayjam: I watched Hank Green’s...

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 20:25:00 -0500

edwardspoonhands:

roysyesterdayjam:

I watched Hank Green’s latest video which was a sort of response to Charlie McDonnell’s recent video and immediately went to work on this poster, literally as I was still listening to the video for the first time. I’m thinking I may need to wallpaper my house with printouts of this design as reminders for me.

Thanks, Hank, for verbalizing something we all, as creators, feel, for bravely revealing your own vulnerabilities and for generally being awesome. Cheers.

Gah! Thank you for making this.

I have exactly one piece of advice for you.

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 18:08:03 -0500

Don’t get the flu. It’s bad.

your-beauty-astounds-me: This. ALL the this. HI...

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 18:35:49 -0400

your-beauty-astounds-me:

This. ALL the this.

HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!

lenofi: CAN PEOPLE MY AGE STOP GETTING THEIR LIVES TOGETHER, MARRYING, HAVING KIDS, AND GETTING FAB...

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 00:58:58 -0400

lenofi:

CAN PEOPLE MY AGE STOP GETTING THEIR LIVES TOGETHER, MARRYING, HAVING KIDS, AND GETTING FAB JOBS BECAUSE I DIDN’T EVEN BRUSH MY HAIR TODAY

teamrecoveryninja: When people walk away let them go. It...

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 20:33:00 -0400

teamrecoveryninja:

When people walk away let them go. It doesn’t mean it is something you have done; it is just the end of their part in your story

It makes me happy to know that other people think of their lives in such poetic terms.

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows: énouement

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 13:21:15 -0400

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows: énouement:

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the bittersweetness of having arrived here in the future, where you can finally get the answers to how things turn out in the real world—who your baby sister would become, what your friends would end up doing, where your choices would lead you, exactly when you’d lose the people you took for…

I think this is my favorite blog.