April 2013
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sycophancy:
riddlemetom:
unfollower:
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you...
cannibalcoalition:
You know what?
I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.
Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.
I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
Not natural....
March 2013
1 post
February 2013
4 posts
jacewhalend:
lris:
beanigirl:
STOP SCROLLING AND PUT YOUR MOUSE OVER THIS
ALSO THIS
AND THIS
ALSO
I love people.
ohyousillypotato:
how do you make friends in college do i just grab onto someone and scream YOU’RE MINE or what
I’m just saying if someone did that to me, I’d probably actually be friends with them actually.
Anonymous asked: I love you. With many adverbs attached. Like "sincerely" and "eagerly".
rgr-pop:
Like, all those times women’s studies seminars tried to come up with tangible steps toward dismantling patriarchy
and somehow NO ONE ever thought of
“Beyonce performs at the superbowl, blows the power out, ends the superbowl.”
December 2012
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inheritanceofgeek:
lokis-army-at-221b:
trencher-at-221b:
I realized something. Santa Clause is a time lord.
His sack is bigger on the inside.
If he doesn’t time travel, how else does he travel across he world in one night?
He dresses weird and no one actually sees him.
Think about it.
Let us not forget that Ten knows Rose got a Red Bicycle when she was 12 and that Amelia was praying...
November 2012
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I have exactly one piece of advice for you.
Don’t get the flu. It’s bad.
October 2012
6 posts
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lenofi:
CAN PEOPLE MY AGE STOP GETTING THEIR LIVES TOGETHER, MARRYING, HAVING KIDS, AND GETTING FAB JOBS BECAUSE I DIDN’T EVEN BRUSH MY HAIR TODAY
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The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows: énouement →
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the bittersweetness of having arrived here in the future, where you can finally get the answers to how things turn out in the real world—who your baby sister would become, what your friends would end up doing, where your choices would lead you, exactly when you’d lose the people you took for…
I think this is my favorite blog.
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My dearest followers,
I love you. With all my heart, I love you! My deepest apologies for being so absent these past few weeks. First I went to England for two weeks, which were spent being a crazy American tourist, and not blogging. And I went to an Amanda Palmer concert the day I got back, which I promise I will come back and gush over!!
But then my grandma had a stroke just a few days after I got back, and I had to...
September 2012
9 posts
So I’m in England. I’m not sayin much because I’m busy being a tourist and that. Love you all, will post loads of pics upon my return kbai!!!
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Since I joined Tumblr...
I make 80% more weird faces
I cry 20% more (because OTP)
I laugh 90% louder
I am 50% more sarcastic
I asdfghjksdfghjb 100% of the time
it’s true.
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Instructions for all of you.
Step one:
Follow the #kindness tag.
Step two:
Appreciate being human.
Step three:
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August 2012
55 posts
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“Like, each of us starts out as a watertight vessel. And these things...”
– Quentin Jacobsen (via tinderheartsandpaperbodies)
Everyone, behold my favorite John Green quote. And I have a lot of those.
(I also love how this is sited to belong to Q, who, for those who haven’t read Paper Towns, is the character who says this. In the book. Written by John Green.)
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I'm no Superman.: Living is Beautiful. →
your-beauty-astounds-me:
This is why I think so.
This piece of writing will be very long, and it will take a while to get to the point, but I believe that it is an important part of the process and that reading this in its entirety will help to fully explain my idea. I’m not looking for any rebuttal, or any hate,…
If you have a minute, read this. It’s beautiful and will make your...
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You wanna know why I can’t sleep right now? Because a couple days ago, I was going out with my friends, and I passed this homeless person just before I crossed the street. Not having anything to give him, I tried avoiding eye contact, but that feels so rude, so I just smiled at him. And he was the sweetest thing ever, and he said I had a great smile and that I should keep doing it, and he...
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As nerdy as this is, can you honestly imagine the...
Profound thought is profound.
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“It is all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone...”
– Eartha Kitt (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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“When it works, anticipation is far more fulfilling than surprise, because we are...”
– John Green (via swoodilyquotes)
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“I most heartily wish there were no accidental conceptions. I believe the world...”
– A woman born in 1862 in a Victorian sex survey, given by Clelia Mosher (via conjecturesandconversations)
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Fox News on Asexuality. →
tikken:
vondell-swain:
harrytomlomsom:
podey:
abbigshmail:
spicytheiste:
chameleons:
Yeah, it’s just as bad as you might imagine.
*FACEPALM*
ARE. YOU. SERIOUS.
wow holy shit this is genuinely awful to watch
ah
Hatred. Genuine hatred. Fuck you, Fox News. And fuck your shitty ‘LGIHTNIGN ROOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNDNDNNDNND’ too.
WOW. So. This guy says we should stop recognizing...
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“When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object.”
– Milan Kundera
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