Life is a flash mob where nobody knows the moves. Enjoy the learning experience, for it's a novelty we get but once!
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
You had me at Spider-Man pushing a stroller.
Dear America. This, please.
You know what?
I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.
Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.
I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
Not natural. Is not bad.
Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.
how do you make friends in college do i just grab onto someone and scream YOU’RE MINE or what
I’m just saying if someone did that to me, I’d probably actually be friends with them actually.
I love you. With many adverbs attached. Like "sincerely" and "eagerly".
I LOVE YOU SINCERELY TOO!
Like, all those times women’s studies seminars tried to come up with tangible steps toward dismantling patriarchy
and somehow NO ONE ever thought of
“Beyonce performs at the superbowl, blows the power out, ends the superbowl.”
I realized something. Santa Clause is a time lord.
His sack is bigger on the inside.
If he doesn’t time travel, how else does he travel across he world in one night?
He dresses weird and no one actually sees him.
Think about it.
Let us not forget that Ten knows Rose got a Red Bicycle when she was 12 and that Amelia was praying to santa when the Doctor crashed through into her garden shed.
Life makes so much more sense now.